How To Make your own Black Cajun?

Listen to the his words "Dr. King Said it: I'm Black I'm Proud!" This is the Dr King they never tell you about!                                                     

A RIDICULOUS CAJUN RECIPE 

YOU CAN NOW MAKE YOUR OWN "BLACK CAJUN!" 

IN JUST FIVE EASY STEPS! 

1. First, take a naturally gifted Black Athlete from any city or town; bring him to University of Louisiana at Lafayette (U.L.L.) and tell him Cajuns are from Nova Scotia Canada. Then, intelligently explain that Nova Scotia Canada is somewhere in Africa perhaps near Zimbabwe. 
2. Purchase him a large bag of the finest athletic skills money can buy and promise him a job in the future-counting Cajun alligators as they swim by. Make sure he understands that he will be noted as the "Head Cajun" and his job will allow him to stand leisurely on the banks of the Atchafalaya swamps sucking up Cajun Sunshine as he wear his new cowboy hat made of genuine deep water Cajun crawfish shells. Proceed by feeding him a pound of Cajun Boudin, a cup of Cajun rice and string some Cajun red beans around his neck. A small piece of Cajun watermelon for dessert would not hurt providing there aren't too many black seeds.
3. Wait 10 to 15 minutes and then season his brain tissue by dipping his head two or three times into a bowl of Cajun gumbo. Use only pure Cajun seasonings!! At this point it is extremely important that you tell him this is Cajun country and the foods he ate are original Cajun dishes. He must be made to feel like an Honorary Cajun. It is also just as important to tell him that Cajun people love him even thought he hates himself. 
4. Wait a few minutes and be on the alert for signs of effectiveness. If he jumps up and yells, "Yee Hah, I m happy to be Houme Ya'll !", then you know you are on the right track. But if he jumps up and shouts, "I am Kunta Kinte", then immediately dip his head into the Cajun gumbo and increase the serving of Cajun boudin by half a pound. He must have eaten some black seeds so eliminate the Cajun watermelon for dessert. Allow 5 to 10 minutes for an acceptable response. 
5.  After reaching a desired level of Cajunness, test further by flashing pictures of his family and friends of the Black community before his eyes. If he identifies with any of the pictures, then repeat the entire process within 24 hours. However, if he does not then "PRESTO"! You now have an instant "Black Cajun"! He/her is now adequately prepared to defend and to be clothed in his/her "RAGIN CAJUN" uniform, shouting proudly for athletic events, "Cajun at last, "Cajun at last", "Thank God Almighty - I am a Cajun at last"! 

Satisfaction Guaranteed for four years! 
If not completely satisfied, your true identity will be returned.
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Cajun , It Just Ain't Us!